“I’ve been pushed in front of video as a display of diversity. In reality, currently only white editors are paid for their video appearances. None of the people of color have been compensated.” —Sohla El-Waylly By now, anyone who even slightly follows food media news knows that Bon Appetit Magazine’s editor in chief Adam Rapoport…
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Mustard-Herb Vinaigrette
“They have every outlet you can imagine. They can pull out their gun and shoot a man walking down the street if they’re having a rough day. And who stops them? No-one.” —Lianne Noel I’m publishing this on June 5, 2020. This is the eleventh straight day of sustained protests because Officer Derek Chauvin of…
Multigrain Pancakes Actually Worth Eating
Pancakes may be humankind’s finest invention. Whoever first said, “Hey I know! Let’s just pour beautiful cake batter onto a buttery hot skillet and see what happens!” deserves the highest honors society can bestow. I’ve been a persistent and enthusiastic pancake lover since before the age of concrete memories, but once I reached (supposedly mature)…
Le Grand Ranch + My Favorite Things for Dipping
“We did not do a complete search of records from his office. If something had come up, we would have looked at the records. I do not recall and do not believe we reviewed his Senate records.” —William Jeffress, lawyer for the Obama campaign’s vice presidential search team It is almost mid-May of 2020, a…
Ribs with Gochujang, Fish Sauce, and Honey
My regular readers know that about four years ago, circumstances – what I’ll euphemistically call Mr. Wallace’s job – dragged us from our beloved de facto rent-controlled NYC apartment to the unwashed American mainland also known as New Jersey. Here we still sit. Don’t worry, we hate you too. I think of my nine years…
Best Ever Carrot Cake
Since there is, oh, a whole global pandemic occupying our every thought and non-movement right now, I’ve noticed that few people outside Bernie Sanders’ most die-hard supporters seem aware that a serious accusation of sexual assault has been made against our all-but-certain Democratic presidential nominee and former Vice President Joe Biden. To be clear, the…
Sweet Potato Mash with Lime Salsa
I hope this post finds you well, or as well as possible during this frightening time. This coronavirus quarantine mess is such strange, uncharted professional territory for so many, including bloggers and writers. I’m wrestling with so many questions (perhaps because there’s nothing else to do?) Do we compartmentalize and write about all the subjects…
Veal and Olive Ragu with Pappardelle
Last week I saw an unstamped flyer in my mail slot. I don’t know about yours, but in my neighborhood that usually signals either lurking Jehovah’s Witnesses or some random realtor letting us know she has a client looking for a house just like ours and would we be interested in selling at this time?…
Peanut Butter Mousse Pie with Marshmallow Whipped Cream
For anyone in the future post-human species reading this in the year 3128, once the laptops have been excavated from fossils after a literal scorched earth has killed off all current living organisms and ossified or melted all electronics, first of all, thank you! I’m pleased my work is still being seen. Secondly, future post-human…
Best Ever Shrimp Pad Thai
The Democratic primary drags on, and there are things we know, and things we don’t know. We know Michael Bloomberg is a dangerous authoritarian trying to buy his way into the election. We know that at the last debate Senator Elizabeth Warren cut off his balls, expertly filleted them, and dispensed with silver platters but…
