“I do not understand this person on any level. Buy candy and hand it out. If you run out of candy, turn your light off. The end.” —Molly with the Mediocre Hair, Jezebel Commenter As my regulars know, about a year and a half ago, Mr. Wallace and I traded our beloved city life for…
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Paloma with Chaat Masala
“Telling people not to complain is an act of power, a way of asserting that one’s position is more important than another one’s pain.” —Sarah Kendzior Senator Kamala Harris has officially announced her 2020 presidential bid! Appearing on Rachel Maddow’s show for her campaign’s kickoff media appearance on January 23rd (2019), Harris said that her…
Dirty Blue Cheese Olive Martinis
“Screw it, let’s do it” –Richard Branson I’m back! Shortly after publishing this post, 2018 took an unexpected turn when Mr. Wallace and I upended all our best-laid plans and decided to finally become Real Adults: we bought a house in the suburbs. As is the case with most recent suburban New Jerseyan home-buyers, we…
