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Apple Cider Doughnuts That Actually Taste Like Apple Cider

Apple Cider Doughnuts That Actually Taste Like Apple Cider

October 27, 2020 by Julie Leave a Comment

“Why would I spend $5 on a bag of apples at the store when I can wear warm fall clothes in 88° weather and pay $36 for our family to pick them ourselves.” –Simon Holland  As my regulars know, I grew up in north Texas, where the weather is plenty hot and aside from a…

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Filed Under: Breads, Sweet Brunch

Brussels Sprouts and Bacon Frittata

Brussels Sprouts and Bacon Frittata

October 23, 2020 by Julie Leave a Comment

“You cannot treat the 21st-century Republican Party as a legitimate negotiating partner, or a principled ideological opponent, because it has abandoned all principles, possesses no clear or consistent ideology, and does not respect the legitimacy of democracy. Biden’s pitch to voters seems to be that all of that was caused by one evil man with…

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Filed Under: Eggs, Savory Brunch

Spiced Yogurt Waffles with Toasted-Pecan Maple Syrup

Spiced Yogurt Waffles with Toasted-Pecan Maple Syrup

October 16, 2020 by Julie Leave a Comment

“The Bible says to love your neighbor as you love yourself, but what if Christianity has taught you not to love yourself? Then you hate your neighbor as you hate yourself – impotently, in despair.” –Lauren O’Neal, Empty the Pews Earlier this week, New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez tweeted, “When politicians use faith as an…

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Filed Under: Pancakes + Waffles, Sweet Brunch

Cabbage Soup with Gruyère-Rye Toasts

Cabbage Soup with Gruyère-Rye Toasts

October 9, 2020 by Julie Leave a Comment

Hoooo boy, what a goat rodeo of a week this was. I won’t rehash it in real time, your head is spinning too, but for those reading this in the future, just know this is the week in 2020 our fascist president contracted COVID. Obviously it’s a big deal, but I believe it shouldn’t and…

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Filed Under: Soup + Stew

Lemon, Oregano, and Black Pepper Roast Chicken

Lemon, Oregano, and Black Pepper Roast Chicken

October 2, 2020 by Julie Leave a Comment

I don’t have an exact, or even vague, timeline of when roast chickens became all the rage for celebrity chefs. When food media began writing Very Serious Articles about whose technique was superior. I also don’t exactly know when Roast Chicken became some sort of home cook litmus test to determine skill, or seriousness, or…

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Filed Under: Poultry

Salted Chocolate Caramel Cupcakes

Salted Chocolate Caramel Cupcakes

September 28, 2020 by Julie Leave a Comment

“I take those pinky promises seriously” –Senator Elizabeth Warren Right after Senator Elizabeth Warren suspended her presidential campaign, I started, in a swell of fury and sadness, writing about it. I meant it to be a tribute, in a way. Then I got, oh, just a little sidelined by a whole global pandemic thing. Now…

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Filed Under: Cakes + Cupcakes

Chocolate-Hazelnut Tart

Chocolate-Hazelnut Tart

September 11, 2020 by Julie Leave a Comment

Last week, on Instagram, I said that Joe Biden is not coming to save you, and I think a lot of people got kind of mad at me. I wanted to take a moment to contextualize what I said, because it was never my intent to anger you, just to warn you.  First things first:…

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Filed Under: Pies + Tarts

Fried Calamari and Shrimp Cocktail

Fried Calamari and Shrimp Cocktail

September 4, 2020 by Julie Leave a Comment

Well. We made it all the way to September of this nightmare we bitterly call 2020, and I wish I had something uplifting to say about that. Alas, I do not. I, like you probably, am mourning the end of a summer I did not get to have. The past three months were mostly terrible,…

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Filed Under: Appetizers + Snacks

Roasted Tomatillo Salmon Tacos

Roasted Tomatillo Salmon Tacos

August 28, 2020 by Julie Leave a Comment

We planted a vegetable garden last April. I blame the pandemic. Literally, I blame the pandemic, as in I never would have agreed to such a thing had I not realized I’d be stuck at home with nothing to do all summer. We built three raised beds last April, then ventured to a local nursery…

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Filed Under: Fish

Plum and Black Pepper Cake

Plum and Black Pepper Cake

August 21, 2020 by Julie Leave a Comment

“DNC should stop with the ‘decency porn’ and say how they are going to help people losing their homes and jobs.” –Kim Gordon (yes, that Kim Gordon!) We have a moral imperative to both vote for Joe Biden AND inveigh against his monstrous Senate record, retrograde politics, and profound character flaws.  I do not understand…

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Filed Under: Cakes + Cupcakes

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Chocolate Tahini Sheet Cake with Tahini Frosting i Chocolate Tahini Sheet Cake with Tahini Frosting is #ontheblog 👍👍
Today culminates one of the darkest weeks I've seen in a long time. I strongly suspected some sort of chaos would happen January 6th, but was still shaken by the depravity of it. One aspect I can't shake or wrap my head around is how we're all just... expected to go on with life. After watching half of Congress almost get assassinated. That happened, we saw it live, and it's just, go back to work, do the laundry, go on about your routine. No day of mourning, no time off to process the trauma. 

I feel very weird sharing recipes. Who's even thinking about cooking rn? There's no real way to rationalize it; it's my job, and like you, I have to keep working. If you want a stress bake, this cake will treat you well. Tahini - not just for hummus! It pairs with chocolate beautifully. 

Stay safe, take care of yourself. Keep using your voice to fight for justice. It'll get worse before it gets better. Sending you 💛💛💛

https://jalapenosandanchovies.com/2020/01/10/chocolate-tahini-sheet-cake-with-tahini-frosting/

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New! A Very Wrong and Offensive Vodka Martini is # New! A Very Wrong and Offensive Vodka Martini is #ontheblog because how else would we send off this trash fire off a year? 

Basically, what I did was take the typical vodka martini ratios, but strained into rocks glasses over ice, then I inelegantly eschewed cocktail skewers in favor of plopping olives straight into the drink. 

It's wrong. It's offensive. It's delicious and appropriate though. Try it, see what you think! 

https://jalapenosandanchovies.com/2020/12/29/a-very-wrong-and-offensive-vodka-martini/

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New! Kale and Bacon Hash Brown Casserole! For an New! Kale and Bacon Hash Brown Casserole! 

For anyone needing a filling, leisurely brunch this week, it's full of kale, crispy bacon, eggs, two cheeses, and hash browns, and it's so comforting and delicious! 

https://jalapenosandanchovies.com/2020/12/21/kale-and-bacon-hash-brown-casserole/

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Sausage and Sage Biscuits! Merry Christmas Eve to Sausage and Sage Biscuits! Merry Christmas Eve to all who celebrate it! 
I love these biscuits, flaky and studded with bits of meat and earthy sage, because they remind me of my mom's Christmas Morning Sausage Balls, but, they're maybe more sophisticated? That doesn't stop me from making my mom's, mind you 😉
If you need a brunch idea for tomorrow, there's time to pull these biscuits off! Our any other morning works too. 

Mom's Sausage Balls:
Mix 3 cups Bisquick, 1 lb raw breakfast sausage & 12 oz grated cheddar until combined (this takes forever) then roll into balls and bake at 350 F about 15 minutes

https://jalapenosandanchovies.com/2019/12/23/sausage-and-sage-biscuits/

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