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Gingerbread Morning Buns

Gingerbread Morning Buns

December 13, 2019 by Julie Leave a Comment

“Above all, autocrats succeed when democrats falter, squabble, and dither.” —Michael Hirsch, Foreign Policy As I’m writing this, the House Judiciary Committee is preparing to vote on whether to advance two articles of impeachment of President Donald Trump. I feel certain the vote will be cast by the time I hit publish. I haven’t been…

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Filed Under: Breads, Sweet Brunch, Uncategorized

Stollen

Stollen

December 6, 2019 by Julie Leave a Comment

“Despite being a widespread practice, baking requires a burdensome amount of precision to get right. You can’t just wing the flour amounts and whatnot. If you do, whatever’s in the oven will end up betraying you. So it’s funny that the universal test for such a finicky discipline of cooking boils down to DURRRR just…

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Filed Under: Breads, Uncategorized

Frosted Eggnog Cookies

Frosted Eggnog Cookies

December 3, 2019 by Julie Leave a Comment

“They say you never forget your first time, though in the case of your first high it’d be perfectly understandable if you did. Maybe you had a giggling fit. Maybe you got really absorbed in petting the carpet … Whatever you were doing the first time you got stoned, you probably look back on that…

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Filed Under: Cookies, Brownies + Bars, Uncategorized

Tahini and Cranberry Whole Wheat Skillet Cookie

November 19, 2019 by Julie Leave a Comment

Do you know why I originally made this unique and holiday-appropriate skillet cookie last year? Because I had half a bag of fresh cranberries left over from something and I didn’t want to waste them. That’s it, that’s the whole reason. Fascinating!  And that, my dear friends, is why I rarely write about food on…

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Filed Under: Cookies, Brownies + Bars, Uncategorized

Pumpkin-Ginger Oat Scones

Pumpkin-Ginger Oat Scones

November 15, 2019 by Julie Leave a Comment

“…it could be argued that the Senate minority leader is only doing what top Democrats always do: fetishize the idea of bipartisanship and brag about their friendships across the aisle.” —Mehdi Hasan They’re dropping like flies: Republican Representative Peter King is just the latest in a string of House Republicans announcing their retirement after this…

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Filed Under: Biscuits + Scones, Uncategorized

Maple-Pecan Cinnamon Cake with Maple Buttercream

Maple-Pecan Cinnamon Cake with Maple Buttercream

November 1, 2019 by Julie Leave a Comment

“There’s nothing wrong with a plain and simple frosted cake.” —Melissa Clark At this point, it’s all but undisputed that the internet democratized recipe development and sharing, wrenching the top-down choke hold from froufrou and, in fairness not-so-froufrou, cooking magazines. This gave talented former nobodies a bigger platform and consumers much more choice. Food blogs…

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Filed Under: Cakes + Cupcakes, Uncategorized

Julia Reed's Scotch Old-Fashioned

Julia Reed’s Scotch Old-Fashioned

October 28, 2019 by Julie Leave a Comment

“I do not understand this person on any level. Buy candy and hand it out. If you run out of candy, turn your light off. The end.” —Molly with the Mediocre Hair, Jezebel Commenter  As my regulars know, about a year and a half ago, Mr. Wallace and I traded our beloved city life for…

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Filed Under: Drinks, Uncategorized

Oatmeal, Cranberry, and Chocolate Chunk Cookies

Oatmeal, Cranberry, and Chocolate Chunk Cookies

October 22, 2019 by Julie Leave a Comment

“We all know about the snarky coverage of conservatism, right? That’s not the biggest problem. The biggest problem is the overly kind coverage of conservatism.” —Jeff Sharlet As a loyal viewer, I’d like to give a nod of approval to last Thursday’s (October 17, 2019) Law and Order: Special Victims Unit episode, entitled “The Burden…

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Filed Under: Cookies, Brownies + Bars, Uncategorized

Chorizo Chili with an Avo Baked Egg

Chorizo Chili with an Avo Baked Egg

October 17, 2019 by Julie Leave a Comment

“And entertainment has nothing to do with reality. Entertainment is antithetical to reality.” ― Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park I packed eight books for leisure beach reading on my birthday vacation last month. A tad ambitious, as I read four, got about a third of the way through a fifth (which I did eventually finish), and the…

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Filed Under: Chili

Green Beans with Snail Butter

Green Beans with Snail Butter

October 10, 2019 by Julie Leave a Comment

“You don’t have to do this, Joe, you really don’t.” –Barack Obama Back in 2015, I told all my friends and family and anyone who would listen (so, no one) that Hillary Clinton would lose the presidential race. No one believed me, and I let them talk me out of it, obviously because deep down…

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Filed Under: Side Dishes, Uncategorized

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